You thought this was a cube about artifacts? Wrong, it's about dinosaurs now.
You thought I shunned annoying tokens? Wrong, we Sarpadian Empires, Vol. VII up in this bitch.
You thought I was fucking around with random orbs?? You're god damn right I am. Chromatic Orrery. Look at this thing. Will anyone ever cast it? Don't care. Visitors marvel at its design, unaware of the other world that inspired it.
Someone may have just thrown up in the Ball Pit, and it may have been me, the curator, but that's what we have cleaning supplies for.
Jump back in.
-Jane