Cube where each card is less than 25 cents. The power level is roughly the same as Standard, i.e. a mix of cards that are like barely good enough and powerful reasons to play an archetype.

Archetypes:
GW Combo
UR Second Draw
WR Energy
GR Lands Matter
UB Surveil
GB +1/+1 Counters
WB Aristocrats
WU Cycling
RB Artifacts
UG Clue Tokens

Most cards in the cube are designed to work with multiple archetypes, so splashing a color or playing three colors still has enough support; however, the lack of fetches or untapped duals means that three-color decks will be slower on average than other cubes.

Errata and other changes to cards to make them work:
You don't have to yell for Exit to the Grift Shop, and only you and your current opponent can bid. You still have to announce which card you're bidding for.

You cannot planeswalk with the cards Enter the TARDIS and Path of the Pyromancer. Chaos cannot ensue.

You may not choose any string of 6 to 8 letters for Hangman. You must decide on a word list with your opponent, like the Scrabble dictionary or the OED.

Opening Ceremony has two lines of flavor text for purposes of Meet and Greet "Sisay". I have no idea why they thought having these two cards in the same set was a good idea.

For Killer Cosplay, please just use the Scryfall search "mana=<mana cost>" (without the quotes or brackets) instead of going from memory, unless you already know what you're going to get. And please play in a timely manner.

Similar to Killer Cosplay, please use the Scryfall search "f:standard cmc<4 (t:instant or t:sorcery)" (without the quotes) when naming a card with Standard Procedure.

Meet and Greet "Sisay" checks the flavor text and set symbol of the physical card you cast, not any alternate printings that may have more beneficial ones.

Please make sure your Bucket List counters are clearly denoting which node they check off. They do not have to cover the node.

Out of simplicity, any creature wearing something on its head is a hat for purposes of determining whether you can cast it off of Rat in the Hat.