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About the Tour!
With Special Guest Appearences By
One night and one night only the legends reunite for this soon to be sold out charity extravaganza in which bloodlust and chaos are sure to the fill night. Let the hairspray and scent of tanned leather flow through your nostrils as you frenzy your way be one of lucky ones splashed by the essence of Joven.
Death Metal: Parasitism and Amorality Sacrifice, Aristocrats
Thrash Metal: Chaos,Haste,Burn
Celtic Metal: Ramp, Stompy
Playing all their hits in one evening such as Ring of Valakas, Arcbond, Feldons Cane, and the #1 smash hit Booby Trap.
Place your order now for this once in a lifetime reunion tour.
Frontman: Joven , Eddie Munson
Lead Guitar: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage, Julie Ballard.
Bass: Rakka Mar, Rosa Martin
Keyboard: Feldon of the Third Path, Thomas Hearth III
Drummer: Fanatic of Mogis, Unknown.
Saxophone: Talruum Piper, Kenny B.
Head of Security: Known as Ogre Enforcer, Gerry Berry
1982 Joven released their debut album Pyromania which saw limited success with the band touring the seedy U.K bar scene. Later signed by FA-Q Records the team steam rolled into the teased hair and guy-liner lifestyle.
Joven: Pyromania (1982)
Fireball
Incinerate
Annihilating Fire
Flame Javelin
Explosive Impact
Past in Flames
Disintegrate
Ring of Valkas
Phyrexian Furnace
Blaze
1984 The sophomore album Sorcerers Strongbox topped the charts with Arcbond sending this unlikely team to #1 in power ballads.
Joven: Sorcerer's Strongbox (1984)
Thunderous Wrath
Aftershock
Comet Storm
Arcbond
Lightning Bolt
Lightning Strike
Shock
Thunderous Might
Stone Rain
Joven’s Tools
Joven assuming a much harder grip has washed away the White Rain and replaced it with this chaotic goo forming the smash album Chaos Moon. After front man Joven was assaulted by the Nearheath Stalker, Walter Frey resulting in unexpected downtime for the band after their previous success of The Strongbox. In 1987 Joven packed Madison Square as they thrashed away Feldons Cane and Insurrection sending the crowd of screaming fans into a frenzy like no other.
Joven: Chaos Moon (1987)
Feldons Cane
Traitorous Blood
Portent of Betrayal
Curse of Chaos
Wild Guess
Insurrection
Tormenting Voice
Browbeat
Act of Treason
Fall of the Hammer
Wild Ricochet
Panic Spellbomb
Triangle of War released 1989 is infamous amongst fans as the pivotal time in which this iron clad band began to sink. The surfacing addiction to "Liquimetal Coating" tormented hard smashing drummer Mogis known for his pyrotechnic intros and lethal licks. Artistic differences, drug abuse combined with the falling out between both Jaya and Rakka spun this band once idolized crew into turmoil and plummeting ticket sales.
Joven: Triangle of War (1989)
Dragons Claw
Claws of Valakut
Magmaquake
Booby Trap
Crystal Ball
Pristine Talisman
Mindcrank
Seething Song
Faithless Looting
Infernal Plunge
The self titled return after years of break up, drug rehab and scandal. A mixture of hair metal, reggae, and trip hop commits a fine example of the band we once adored now making our shirts fly up again and our lighters ignite.
Joven: Joven (2015)
Sisays Ring
Echo Chamber
Elixir of Immortality
Spectral Searchlight
Tower of Fortunes
Madcap Skills
Vessel of Endless Rest
Liquimetal Coating (The Addiction)
Look for Ruination the Musical coming Summer 2023
This event was made possible with the support and patronage of the Joven's Tools
Joven's Tools Fan Club: Established 1984