The Tabletop Cube
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Alan Pollack
bababoowie -

its been three months and we still eagerly await the update.

Also put Craterhoof back in but with the sexy new tarkir printing

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Cutting one card is hard enough. Cutting 20 of my favorite Magic cards is brutal.

The Tabletop Cube has changed dramatically over the years. This is not just a commentary on its ever-fluctuating list, but also a commentary on the role that the Tabletop Cube plays in the lives of the people who draft it. A decade ago, cubes were not nearly as well-known of “a format” as they are today, and this cube was the only cube that many people who drafted it had access to. For this reason, the Tabletop Cube has often served as a quasi-museum for not only the history of Magic but also for the history of Cube as a format. I put heavy emphasis on archetypes and cards that have roused or ruined Cube drafters’ moods in draft games from long before I even started playing Magic.

Now, however? The Tabletop Cube doesn’t need to be that anymore. In my local playgroup(s), I myself have a good half-dozen different cubes to offer, to say nothing of the large number of other curators’ creations in the Inland Northwest. Beyond that, there are an ever-increasing number of easy-to-use platforms for drafting, meeting new drafters, and discussing cubes, generally.

This is all a meandering way of me getting around to saying that I’m sentimental for where the Tabletop Cube came from, and feeling bittersweet about cutting some cards that have been in the Cube for years, but that I also no longer feeling a need to maintain cards that are problematic in their belovedness when modern Cube drafters can easily go and play with them elsewhere.

Note on Swaps: Many of these swaps are not straight across, i.e. I am not saying that I am “replacing Sol Ring with Elusive Otter.” The notes show where a true replacement is in effect.

ChangeRationaleSadness Level
Reducing Fast Mana
Sol RingElusive OtterSol Ring: Pack 1 Pick 1, windmill slam, recognized by commander players everywhere (read: almost every new drafter I pull into the fold of Cubing)... the card has it all. But it significantly reduces the agency of opponents when drawn early, and that goes against many of my current design goals. Elusive Otter simply is a new flexible role-playing card.5/5. A true legend. And a beautiful Tedin-signed Foreign Black Border card.
Mana VaultHalo ForagerMana Vault: Pack 1 Pick 1, windmill slam, recognized by… you get the gist. Halo Forger is simply a good filler card in a color pair that wants it.3/5. I never liked how wordy it is for what it does.
Mana CryptQuesting DruidMana Crypt: Pack 1 Pick 1, blah blah blah. Druid's just a "better" Quirion Dryad, and I ran her for years.5/5. I love my og Arena version, which is one of my favorite Tedin arts.
Cutting More “Feels-Bads”
Giver of RunesDelney, Streetwise LookoutGiver isn’t unbeatable (and is often worse than Mom, who will remain in the list until my death), but the cube doesn’t need another Mom. The decks that want to run Giver of Runes are competitive enough in the current balance of the cube that they don’t need more gas.-1/5 I’ve wanted to cut Giver for a long time, since I both hate how similar she looks to Daernys from GoT and also don’t love the Seb connection. Moreover, I am SO EXCITED for Delney to start popping off with funny triggers.
UpheavalThousand-Faced ShadowPeople don’t like Upheaval.4/5 …but I’m messed up and kind of do love it… (cries)
Archon of CrueltyBolas's CitadelReanimator doesn’t need as many good targets as are floating around, and to the surprise of some, Archon has been the most problematic target (over even Atraxa and Griselbrand). Bolas’ Citadel has been in the cube before, but is making a triumphant return.2/5
Sulfuric VortexAnger of the GodsSulfuric might come back in, but it just isn’t making players happy the way it should for now. I tried running Pyroclasm for a while but it was too oppressive in my fast environment, so Anger of the Gods is back in action baybeee.4/5 Vortex will assuredly return eventually, if temporarily.
Natural OrderCankerbloomCheaty, makes people bitter, Terese Nielsen, and plus I get to put in a stinky lil guy who sounds gross but plays nice! All told, this sadness level is:0/5
Blightsteel ColossusPortal to PhyrexiaONE SHOT ROBOT is headed to the junkyard upstate. For uhhh a tuneup. And a gun. Held by someone else. That gets around indestructible.???/5 I love this guy, and he’s been the Dream that many drafters Lived for ages in The Tabletop Cube. He rarely won games, but that’s part of why he’s leaving: some felt like he was too inconsistent of a buildaround following my gradual decrease of tutors and cheats, but when he DID win a game, people felt bitter. Conversely, Portal to Phyrexia will hopefully make people angry in more of the ways I want it to, and be less of a trap otherwise.
Cutting Old Durdlers
Sensei's Divining TopTwining TwinsDon’t Top ‘Til You Know Enough (About What It Actually Does For You And About What’s Actually In The Deck You Just Built Yourself): this card stalls games. I teach a lot of newer drafters to cube, and Top is garbage for that methodology.4/5 I will 100% bring Top back for the occasional fun time now and again.
BalanceClairon SpiritBalance is UnBalanced.1/5 Only thing keeping it from a 0/5 is that I absolutely adore the FTV art.
Enlightened TutorPhelia, Exuberant ShepherdWho’s a good girl? Not Enlightened Tutor, that’s for sure. Card’s sucked for a while. And who doesn’t want a degenerate dog?0/5 give me the PUPPY
OppositionMalcolm, Alluring ScoundrelOpposition: unusable when it doesn’t work, unbeatable when it does. Funny Flying Boi: a funny flying boi. You decide.3/5 I adore weird, old “locks” like Oppositon with green dorks, so this may come back in the future.
Survival of the FittestAugur of AutumnI don’t want more tutors. Survival stayed in so long because I like how it plays with graveyard shenanigans, but it’s not where I want it to be right now.2/5
Winter OrbBlade HistorianSame comment as above, really. Blade Historian is by far my most questionable add this year, especially given that I don’t run Winota. But it may see play, and if there’s going to be a dead card in a pack of the Tabletop Cube in 2024, I’d rather it be a weird hybrid-mana top-end card than a weird two mana Stax piece.1/5 polar bears are an endangered species
Rishadan PortSwiftblade VindicatorVery similar reasons as for Winter Orb. I love a funky tempo Port play, but don’t need that in the list right now. I’ve also added more ways to put counters on things, so Swiftblade is coming back after years of absence.2/5
Cutting Unnecessary Role-Players
Staff of the StorytellerHopeful InitiateThese0/5
Student of WarfareCollector's CageChanges4/5 stay gold ponyboy
Ranger-Captain of EosTouch the Spirit RealmAre0/5
GutterbonesShambling GhastJust1/5
Graf ReaverPriest of Forgotten GodsTo1/5
Falkenrath Pit FighterRaging Battle MouseMake0/5
Soul-Scar MageArc TrailArchetypes2/5
Wall of RootsOrnery TumblewaggMore2/5
Kodama's ReachMutavaultFun4/5 Now Through the Breach can't be spliced :o
Karn LiberatedErtai ResurrectedKarn Liberated was one of the first planeswalkers I ever owned. He was one of the most expensive cards in my early cube. He is one of my favorite Magic characters in the story and lore. He’s a dream to chase as a top end bomb with the ability to reset an entire game. He’s the total package. Except that he just isn’t, these days. He’s showing his age. And while I do not attempt to “power max” the Tabletop Cube (indeed, I have been powering it down for quite a while now), I am also willing to admit when a card that should be impactful and resonant is not quite living up to either of those adjectives.6/5 I love this big ol’ baby. And I’m sorry for replacing him with Ertai (ok it’s kind of hilarious but also I really do feel bad about it)
Alan Pollack
Wouterz -

I shed a nostalgia tear reading this

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Jeff Miracola
firstman -

I appreciate the change in design philosophy. If you prioritize balance in gameplay then it's good to constantly reevaluate old cards to determine what they're really adding.

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Mitchell Malloy
Alveric -

Also thank you for championing the best Balance art.

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Mitchell Malloy
Alveric -

Thank you queen.

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The Tabletop Cube no longer has any deterministic combos. I have also cut a bit of support for Stripmine locking.

This change has been multiple years in coming, but for a variety of reasons I kept putting it off. First of all, many players who draft the Tabletop Cube (especially those coming from a more traditional Vintage cube experience) like the opportunity to draft a deck that runs "lower-impact" individual pieces that in combination can occasionally blow up an opponent completely out of the blue. Second of all, I loved how "simple" combo pieces like Kiki-Pestermite could slot into a wide variety of decks that either tried to turbo out combo pieces or to play defensive and survive until the inevitable.

However, the whole point of the Tabletop Cube is to facilitate the most players having an enjoyable experience that they would happily repeat, and simply put, the cons for running combos in this list have finally outweighed the pros. This is also why I am reducing the agency of Stripmine by a.) cutting back to "only" a single copy of the card, and b.) cutting the easiest tutor with which to get the Stripmine-lock ball rolling.

ChangeRationaleSadness Level
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror BreakerGreater GargadonThe goblin himself. This cut is only lessened in sadness because of just how much I adore Greater Gargadon. She USED to be a staple, got cut as a sacred cow (I know she's beautiful but she was indeed a cow), and the list is now back to a place where she should be able to thrive again.3/5
Splinter TwinFeldon, Ronom ExcavatorA classic being cut, but funny husband go brrrrr3/5
Zealous ConscriptsScrapwork MuttI loved Zealous winning MORE games just grabbing an opponent's fatty or blocker than in combo decks, but she's showing her age as a standalone card. TO THE CHOPPING BLOCK1/5
Deceiver ExarchNimble ObstructionistRip bozo, you won't be missed.0/5
PestermiteHangarback WalkerUnlike Deceiver Exarch, I ADORE Pestermite and ran it in many non-combo decks. It had the special power of slotting into almost any blue deck, and being treated as a priority target for removal JUST because the other combo pieces are in the list, even when not in your deck.4/5
Heliod, Sun-CrownedHogaak, Arisen NecropolisHeliod was only in here for Walking Ballista, which will stay for years longer.0/5
Oona's ProwlerDeep-Cavern BatReanimate doesn't need more power, and the card isn't amazing on its own.0/5
Strip MineConcealed CourtyardTHERE'S STILL ONE STRIPMINE LEFT HAHAHA2/5
Crop RotationChromatic StarI love the art on USG Crop Rotation.1/5
Tasigur, the Golden FangEngineered ExplosivesGoodnight, Sweet Bananaman, and etc etc you know the rest, bananahammock in the sky.5/5
Alan Pollack
spiced -

Big fan of this direction! Newer players don't/can't draft combos, but they can lose to them, so it can be a big "eaten by a shark" moment.

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The Tabletop Cube will be featured at the Washington Cube Champs in March, and I'm making a few little changes before then. These are mostly quality-of-life cuts, and additions to support archetypes that want a little extra verve.

Mainboard Changelist+0, -0

Finally found a beat to hell Legends copy of Mana Drain being sold for a good price by a local player. You bet your ass I'm slapping that mollusk(?) into the cube.

It's time for Inkwell Leviathan's long-awaited sunset. I adore this card, and have a lot of fond memories with it, but I consistently find it at odds with the types of interaction that I want in my environment. Now, The Tabletop Cube is not a "fair" magic cube. It runs reanimator, cheaty, and a few combos. However, these decks are more of a fun and exciting challenge for drafters to pursue, and this is emphasized by the large creatures in the list being not just "generically powerful" but also exciting for the drafters who would rather run an Emrakul, the Aeons Torn in a deck that wins 40% of the time than an Inkwell Leviathan in a deck that wins 60% of the time. Inkwell always wheeled until someone who was dedicated to an unfair deck got their hands on it, which I didn't like. On the other hand, Emrakul, the Aeons Torn has enough of a WOW factor for the folks that draft the Tabletop cube that it is much more likely to be picked up on a whim by a curious or hopeful drafter, even if Inkwell can be run in your reanimate deck, and hit with Tinker, and can't be bounced by Jace or Teferi or T3feri or you name it. This is also why I don't run Triplicate Titan anymore. It was powerful, but it lacked... verve for my drafters. Speaking of Emrakuls, I'm adding Emrakul, the Promised End as a fun and exciting fatty that better fits my design goals. It can be run in a non-"cheaty" deck, it's not a Tinker target, and it's more playable in green ramp than some of the other biggies in the cube.

Frogkin Kidnapper was a fun test, and it did work, but CARDNAME confuses some new drafters and the card doesn't fit the aesthetic standards for my list. Cogwork Librarian is a card that I have run before, but I am adding it back in now that I have limited the number of cheaty-support cards (mainly tutors and discard outlets, and by speeding up the pace of the environment). Cogwork had been slightly problematic in the past for upping the number of cheaty decks, but now it should just be good clean fun.

Dack Fayden was more fun when I ran Moxen. He's still fine, but he's not what I need out of an Izzet gold card anymore. He's under-drafted, and either does nothing or too much. Just like a lot of my pet cards! But Dack isn't a pet card. He gets the axe, and in his stead Confounding Riddle will reign happily. I haven't even cut Supreme Will yet, and from a designer perspective I think I will actually prefer Supreme Will as long as I support reanimator decks, because I actively don't need more support for that archetype.

Mitchell Malloy
Alveric -

Understand cutting Inkwell but I can’t deal with this disrespect :(

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Force Spike has gone into and out of the cube more times than probably any other card. The Tabletop Cube is currently at a spot where A.) Force Spike effects are usable again, and B.) Tezzeret is low-priority enough that I'm making the swap. Tezzy has also come and gone many times, and I bet he'll make an appearance again the next time I add more artifacts to the cube.

Court Homunculus was fun, and usually a 2/2 when she needed to be, so like Tezzeret she may be back if I add more artifacts in the future. Recruitment Officer may not last long either because I don't like how wordy she is and there are always more one-drops in white to swap for.

Fblthp is just lost. He does that sometimes.

...BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M ADDING RAVAGES OF WAR (and also run a second copy of Armageddon anyways because MLD is for true Americans and also for you, dear reader)

In other news, 2x Goblin Welder was a fun experiment but was ultimately unnecessary. There has never truly been a "goblin welder deck" in my cube even with two copies floating around - he's more of an additional option for decks that are already in adjacent play patterns. I'm replacing one copy of GobWob with the new and powerful Atraxa, who will free up some of the big artifacts in the draft by being more ETB effective for reanimate/sneak strategies than cards like Wurmcoil Engine and Ancient Stone Idol.

THE TROLL TOLL HAS BEEN PAID

ChangeRationaleSadness Level
ExplorationGolgari Grave-TrollI love Exploration. It's OG Urza's Saga art was one of the old cards I first saw that made me go "damn, I really want to start collecting older Magic cards." It's been holding its own in the cube for longer than it should because my "Land's Matter" decks run it to really squeeze value from the likes of Crucible of Worlds, but its time has finally come. There are enough other cards that fill its role that I can't merit in the list anymore. At least this old girl will now have a home in my Old Border Cube.5/5
WildfireDeath-Greeter ChampionI am an ardent supporter of Wildfire. People in Cube communities online have been trash-talking it for years, and I always defended it. However, this is because I love it for deck-building reasons, NOT for power-level reasons. It's been a weaker and side-case card in this cube for a long time (I've already cut Burning), but I adore how Wildfire decks fit into a meta. I'm only cutting him now because Big Red has largely already left this cube and taken up a home in other MTG projects I cultivate, so now that it's not very powerful OR particularly supported, it's time to rest.4/5. It's only not a 5/5 because I've been looking for a cut for Death-Greeter's Champion for months now and finally decided that this was it.
Sylvan ScryingDeeproot WayfinderThe Lands Deck has lost some combo potential and gained some creature-based efficiency.1/5
Vraska, Golgari QueenMosswood DreadknightI had a beautiful Mythic Edition Vraska. She was fine in the cube. And fine in the cube. But with the addition of other sweet Golgari cards like FROG GOD, it's time for her to get slotted into my battlebox instead.3/5
Assassin's TrophyWitherbloom CommandAssassin's Trophy was never quite what I wanted for its slot in the cube. Witherbloom Command was, but I literally just never got around to ordering one until last week.0/5
Giant KillerCheeky House-MouseRIP, bozo. The Mouse will see you now.0/5

Goodnight, (not-so-) Sweet Prince(s)

ChangeRationaleSadness Level
SmokestackGUH. I'm gonna miss this guy. Stax as an archetype is still partially viable in the Aristocrats decks, but Stax herself is showing some age. If it came down with a counter along the lines of Braids, Cabal Minion or The Abyss, I'd keep Stax in, but such is not the card's text.5/5 For iconic Stax going away.
Burning of XinyeWildfire decks aren't amazing, and are hard to draft well. I've kept in actual Wildfire but can't support two slots for it anymore.3/5 stupid sexy horsemanship inferno
Settle the WreckageGod, I love this card. But I have enough "you have to play around this card-" cards in the cube as it is, and with both Wrath of God and Day of Judgement still in the cube (and Damn as well), I don't need another 4-mana wrath.4/5 I pulled this puppy at a prerelease alongside a nonfoil version. Yes, I ran a 40-card prerelease deck with two Settle the Wreckages in it one glorious day.
AetherlingAetherling, like Morphling before it, was a really fun card for some time and is no longer quite the same.1/5 Iconic card in my cube, but not too missed.
Anson Maddocks
dsbcubes -

RIP Smokey.
(but love these write ups. You are a legend)

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Ensnaring Bridge is an old classic of control. But it's rarely fun. So it's OUT! Gingerbrute is on the opposite end of every metric as a new, fast, cheap, aggressive card.

Scroll rack is an old classic for putting your combos together. But I'm making combos less consistent. And it's rarely fun. So it's OUT! Mishra's bauble fills the 'yard, works well with Emry/Welder/Etc, and will generally see more use.

Wall of Oh, Man!(s) is one of my Cube babies. I love the old thing. But I've cut most of the fun flickering effects, so it's rarely fun. So it's OUT! Sevinne's Reclamation will mostly be for the Lurrus deck as safety for getting back Lurrus and in the W/G Lands decks to get back mean land destruction pieces.

Alan Pollack
Slytherin18799 -

Glad to see your update

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Jeff Miracola
firstman -

Not a big fan of Wall of Omens these days. I agree that it's about time to phase that card out.

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I've been testing Vraan, Executioner Thane in the "throw him in with the other cards and eventually cut something to bring the list back down to size" sort of way. He was the only card from ONE that I immediately knew I wanted for my cube from the day he was spoiled, but I wasn't sure what I'd cut for him. I seriously considered keeping in BOTH Blood Artist and Zulaport Cutthroat and making him the third, but now that I've gone down from 540 to 480 I really don't need a third version of this effect. Zulaport's had his time in the sun, but he won't be missed other than for sentimental reasons.

Other small changes: I have UNBENCHED the KENCH and brought in the Gitrog Monster (not the word soup Thalia version, cute though it may be). My lands-matters deck LOVES the OG frog. He'll be in here for a long time.

Mainboard Changelist+1, -1

Yooooo Lava Spike makes a triumphant return after a long one-or-two year's absence! I want a few more "just for the burny aggro decks" cards that will 100% wheel for those decks AND be a valid include. Purphoros is cute in some decks and used to be really good, but my curves are too low for him now.

Mainboard Changelist+1, -1

This one's a divisive test. I don't like that Loran has more text than I really need her to have, but I do like its ETB and Legendary Human typing. Conversely, I adore Flickerwisp, but... we'll see. It will probably make its creepy little way back into the list in the future, and right now, it's not exactly doing an extreme amount of work. If I ever put back in more of a ETB/flicker/etc. package it will surely see a return, but right now it only gains incidental value from the ETB and is mostly "just" a 3/1 flying beater.

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