As a random draft uncommon with only one printing ever, this evaded my attention for way too long.

CubeCobra won't let me change which printing shows up to the left of this message; just find the card in the list

Wtf is this thing even supposed to be? It feels like this was almost a normal fantasy monster but then by the time the artist got to the neck they decided "screw it, let's slap some juggs on this thing"

The first token to make the list. I'm so proud.

bruh

There are probably more angels that deserve a place here but I'll start with these

I play with the normal version of this card so much that I completely forgot about the promo version.

Sirens on Theros are, as a general rule, more or less categorically qualified for a place on this list. These are just the two most extreme examples, serving as stand-ins for the rest.

I was going to add the Time Spiral Remastered version, but the original is even more extreme. I mean. This character is literally only wearing metal pasties on top. Just... wow.

Still on the fence about this one, but it's back in for now.

Yes, I know, I know, but all things considered it's actually pretty tame. Definitely not on the same level as most of the rest of these cards.