@/Spleenface

"I made a lot of mistakes"

@/freedom1992

"We need a group hug commander, so I can be less salty when I lose to a bad commander"

@/Spleenface

"|x + 1 - x^2| = 2(2x^2 - 1)"

@/Flowwer

"Nobody puts ZuZu in the corner"

@/Spleenface

"Stop trying to go +3 lands in one turn"

@/ring13

"You did this to yourself"

@/Flowwer
(Das me!)

"Spleenface can not win"

@/Spleenface

"Back to the rightful number"

@/Spleenface

"She won't stay dead"

@/7even

"Sol Ring supremacy"

@/emsmax

"They keep letting me do it"

@/Flowwer (DAS ME)

Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" plays in the distance

@/Lysat

"There can't only be one"

@/FlashAndretti

"If it ain't storm, it ain't born"

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@/Lasse

"i need it for colorless"

@/Darkfiire

"Wait until River notices this"

@/Inssa

"I asked my friend for this one and this was the 27th one they said because they don't know what MTG is"

@/LucarioBlaze

"I will gain 18 life and draw 18 cards"

@/Koanos

"I love Enchantress decks"

@/Ring13

"I've had my fun, but it's time for this to return to the banlist"