Fat AssPlayed in 0.12%(348)cubes total.
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Elo
1107
Fat Ass
4g

Creature — Donkey Shaman

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis2 / 3.5

Not Legal
Standard
Not Legal
Pioneer
Not Legal
Modern
Not Legal
Legacy
Not Legal
Vintage
Not Legal
Brawl
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Historic
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Pauper
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Penny
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Commander

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