BureaucracyUnglued [UGL-14]
BureaucracyPlayed in 0.12%(344)cubes total.
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$0.85
Cardmarket Price
€0.58
Elo
1142
Bureaucracy
3uu

Enchantment

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

Illustrated by Mark Zug

Not Legal
Standard
Not Legal
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Modern
Not Legal
Legacy
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Vintage
Not Legal
Brawl
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Historic
Not Legal
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Penny
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Commander

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