The Grand CalcutronUnstable [UST-131]
The Grand CalcutronPlayed in 0.52%(1481)cubes total.
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$0.26
Foil TCGPlayer Market Price
$2.32
Cardmarket Price
€0.39
Elo
1271
The Grand Calcutron
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Legendary Artifact

When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).

Players can play only the first card of their program.

If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

Illustrated by Sean Murray

Not Legal
Standard
Not Legal
Pioneer
Not Legal
Modern
Not Legal
Legacy
Not Legal
Vintage
Not Legal
Brawl
Not Legal
Historic
Not Legal
Pauper
Not Legal
Penny
Not Legal
Commander

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Ordinary Pony
Riveting Rigger
Old Guard
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Do-It-Yourself Seraph
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Blurry Beeble
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Chipper Chopper
Wrench-Rigger
Amateur Auteur
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