Discourtesy ClerkUnfinity [UNF-70]
Discourtesy ClerkPlayed in 0.14%(407)cubes total.
TCGPlayer Market Price
$0.13
Foil TCGPlayer Market Price
$0.17
Cardmarket Price
€0.08
Elo
1298
Discourtesy Clerk
3b

Creature — Vampire Employee

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Illustrated by Vladimir Krisetskiy3 / 2

Not Legal
Standard
Not Legal
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Not Legal
Modern
Banned
Legacy
Banned
Vintage
Not Legal
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Historic
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