Art by Edward P. Beard, Jr.Timmy cube is about playing the biggest, beefiest, flashiest, and most exciting cards printed in magic. When you play the Timmy Cube you are a playground warrior charging into battle on the back of your fiercest dragon. Expect to draft a deck with incredibly poor fixing, inefficient ramp, literally no interaction that costs less than 50 mana and horribly overcosted terrible bulk rare creatures.
The design philosophy of Timmy Cube is to continually add big flashy bad cards and mana ramp whenever a new shiny nugget of garbage is discovered. Cards cannot ever be cut from Timmy Cube, the pile can only grow larger and higher variance over time. The cube is, of course, powered as all of the fast mana and similar power outliers are present simply to act as a means to ensure games end in completely one-sided unskillful blowouts. Just as Richard Garfield intended. Games should almost never be close but they should always involve funny cards that remind us of what it was like playing Magic at the lunch room table as a kid.
The Timmy Cube is drafted using 4 packs of 20 cards each to ensure that players are actually given a somewhat reasonable shot at seeing enough mana rocks that the decks are at least somewhat playable as the overwhelming majority of cards in the cube are completely unplayable dogshit that is simply meant to be laughed at and not actually played. Decks are 60 cards and games are played with 40 life to ensure that there is some opportunity for players to make a comeback even when their opponent casts the first baneslayer.
Archetypes:
Dragons matter
Swamps matter
Forests matter
5-color matters
Group Hug
Wheels and Deals
Angels matter
Demons matter
Dragons Angels and Demons matter
Spirits matter
Artifacts matter
Shrines/Sanctums
Griefer land destruction
- Alrund, God of the Cosmos
- Egon, God of Death
- Birgi, God of Storytelling
- Esika, God of the Tree
- Jorn, God of Winter
- Reidane, God of the Worthy
- Tergrid, God of Fright
- Toralf, God of Fury
- Valki, God of Lies
- Realmwalker
- Divine Gambit
- Resplendent Marshal
- Righteous Valkyrie
- Alrund's Epiphany
- Cyclone Summoner
- Icebreaker Kraken
- Reflections of Littjara
- Burning-Rune Demon
- Haunting Voyage
- Goldspan Dragon
- Path to the World Tree
- Koma, Cosmos Serpent
- Svella, Ice Shaper
- Waking the Trolls
- Maskwood Nexus
- Replicating Ring
- Youthful Valkyrie
- Dragonskull Summit
- Cosima, God of the Voyage
- Halvar, God of Battle
- Kolvori, God of Kinship
- Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
- Eradicator Valkyrie
- Starnheim Aspirant
- Emeria's Call
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card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/4/44657ab1-0a6a-4a5f-9688-86f239083821.jpg?1611054410" card_flip="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/back/4/4/44657ab1-0a6a-4a5f-9688-86f239083821.jpg?1611054410">Birgi, God of Storytelling</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/6/f6cd7465-9dd0-473c-ac5e-dd9e2f22f5f6.jpg?1610295185" card_flip="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/back/f/6/f6cd7465-9dd0-473c-ac5e-dd9e2f22f5f6.jpg?1610295185">Esika, God of the Tree</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/c/6/c697548f-925b-405e-970a-4e78067d5c8e.jpg?1610996900" card_flip="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/back/c/6/c697548f-925b-405e-970a-4e78067d5c8e.jpg?1610996900">Jorn, God of Winter</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/6/3606519e-5677-4c21-a34e-be195b6669fa.jpg?1612724106" card_flip="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/back/3/6/3606519e-5677-4c21-a34e-be195b6669fa.jpg?1612724106">Reidane, God of the Worthy</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/1/4/14dc88ee-bba9-4625-af0d-89f3762a0ead.jpg?1610586381" card_flip="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/back/1/4/14dc88ee-bba9-4625-af0d-89f3762a0ead.jpg?1610586381">Tergrid, God of Fright</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida 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card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/c/8/c8212667-7e18-42a5-9f36-4f8a6ad12f83.jpg?1614989460">Realmwalker</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/9/696a8c12-4a1f-4b96-a921-538fa1a2de43.jpg?1614984680">Divine Gambit</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/e/5e849bec-2ee6-4c83-83e6-bf9f5543e414.jpg?1614985076">Resplendent Marshal</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/2/02fb5f9f-8750-4eb5-a03a-6dacc60e0b90.jpg?1614985143">Righteous Valkyrie</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida 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card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/e/a/eadee447-ce9a-4dea-a074-bfd04197548e.jpg?1614986902">Reflections of Littjara</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/3/f358a52b-8044-404e-8d04-2ec5903386cc.jpg?1611027869">Burning-Rune Demon</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/a/2ac5bca0-35fe-47be-a78c-d5eac68a3bfa.jpg?1611170310">Haunting Voyage</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/9/d/9d914868-9000-4df2-a818-0ef8a7f636ae.jpg?1614987846">Goldspan Dragon</a><br/><span style="font-family: 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card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/6/36016324-384c-4c68-8f73-8f39a244c879.jpg?1610586318">Waking the Trolls</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/4/7/471d2aef-cfd4-4131-bbc7-62eeed9f3343.jpg?1610304401">Maskwood Nexus</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/0/b079e285-8431-46aa-bb04-70cac586ed0b.jpg?1610996912">Replicating Ring</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida Console", Monaco, monospace;" class="badge badge-success">+</span> <a class="dynamic-autocard" card="https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/f/f/ffe93b27-f8ae-4abf-8ade-90f503f132c2.jpg?1608205384">Youthful Valkyrie</a><br/><span style="font-family: "Lucida 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