BoobCube
(357 Card Cube)
BoobCube
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Art by Lauren YSArt by Lauren YS
357 Card Cube5 followers
Designed by bananabonanza
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Boobs, butts, and beautiful bear-chested brutes. A cube containing some of the more 'suggestive' cards from magic's history. Will you go to horny jail? Maybe. Will you lose to angels? Absolutely.

Themes:

u-bw-uFlashing fairies.

Fae kindred with an emphasis on going wide, flashing your opponent, and playing control. There is a small flicker subtheme in w-u.

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r-bwVoluptuous Vampires.

Vampire kindred; A mix of threaten effects, aristocrats and b-r aggro.


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g-wErotic Enchantress.

Play enchantress, cast enchantment, draw card, rinse and repeat.


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r-wBawdy Burn.

Burn spells, aggro creatures, and and a smattering of threaten effects for good pleasure measure.
There is a small equipment sub-theme found in r-w.


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g-bg-wLuscious Lifegain.

Lifegain has alot of overlap with a few other themes, the most notable being vampires.


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gEnticing Elves

Elves can be primarily found in mono green, with a few exceptions. Elves overlap with lifegain, and is where you will find a good ammount of mana fixing/ramp.


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buwgrAlluring Angels.

Angels can be found in all colors, with the typal payoffs being base w.


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cSexy steel

There aren't many artifact cards with boobs on them, and even less that are playable. That being said, some of these aren't insignificant, and can help reinforce the above themes.


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Breaking from singlton, and optional rules:

Inside the cube you will find two copies of each Ravnica bounceland
(20 total)

In addition, there are four copies of city of ass to draft. "Boobs are genetic, but ass is earned."

As an optional rule, I like to draft using the doublemasters P1P2, where the first pick of each pack you pick a pair. For flavor.
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Final thoughts.

While on the outside this cube may look like a pervy neckbeard cube, my intention behind its construction is to catalog, curate, and celebrate booba in the game I love.

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